The Times of 7 April 2016 reported that the journalist Esther Webber is ‘compiling a self-help book using the wisdom of the House of Lords’. One contribution comes from Lord Selsdon, who in a 2004 debate gave advice on grape (Vitis vinifera) growing: ‘One of the greatest benefits to cultivation is a dead donkey. Bury the dead donkey around the root stock. The dry blood with it will produce excellent grapes.’